10.17.2009

Last Night's [Sex] Dream

I was asked by the F.B.I. to go undercover and help them out with some heavy mafia shit in the tiny town of Las Vegas, NV.

It started with me driving [in the style of Sega's 1980's arcade classic, Out Run] my much older dad around in my cool, red covertible and dropping him off at the DMV or the clinic. Something not fun. He had a cane and was balding.

So I go to pull the job in some casinos and just as shit is hitting the proverbial fan and I'm being followed by gangsters and I'm running around with some pretty Latina, I realize that I am no other than a young Elvis Presley.

I very rarely dream in celebrity.

So there I am, on the brink of intel and espionage and the chase, getting down with some hot chick.

All in all, it was a pretty awesome dream.

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